After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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