how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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