bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm having to shit out rocks
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
