Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
