I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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