I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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