I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So many bounce houses so little time
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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