life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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