Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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