didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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