C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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