the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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