Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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