Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
two words: eviction party
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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