And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
