where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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