scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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