thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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