Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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