I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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