Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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