Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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