I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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