it's like iHOP with fire
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
