windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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