You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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