u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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