i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
