Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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