i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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