I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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