I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
only if we run a train.
done.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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