We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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