There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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