awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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