Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I could fuck to npr.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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