it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dignity is for republicans.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
