You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is it because I queefed?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
you inspire me to be a worse person
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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