Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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