do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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