i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have feelings that need drinking.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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