yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
time to smoke my breakfast
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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