I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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