Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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