That's intense
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
