I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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