check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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