we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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