Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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