You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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