Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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