you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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